Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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