No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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