If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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