Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?

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(904): View more from Florida

how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard

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(616): View more from Michigan

I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!

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(719): View more from Colorado

I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work

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(559): View more from California

i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.

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(317): View more from Indiana

my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

cant one of your roommates drive you?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You came in my eye once. You owe me.

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

ill be there in 20

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