What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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