Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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