i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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