a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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