just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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