Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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