Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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