just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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