Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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