So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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