Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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