dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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