dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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