That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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