So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
