hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
