No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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