are you so shy because you have an std?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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