the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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