So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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