I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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