Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
How's work?
Spinning.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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