rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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