Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
