I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
