exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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