Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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