i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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