so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
