can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You're like the curious george of whores
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
They are going to name an STD after you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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