he shaved USA in his pubs
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You've changed since you got that strap on
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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