He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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