How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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