do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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