i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
