i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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