We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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