he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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