I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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