Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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