toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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