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(415): View more from California

How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?

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(567): View more from Ohio

you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I need new friends

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(406): View more from Montana

Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.

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(317): View more from Indiana

she was licking his armpits.

(317): View more from Indiana

asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

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