So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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