she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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