I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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