So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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