I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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