just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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